May 2013
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MAX: We do a lot of improv on the show and I just go and kiss Jake sometimes. He'll be like, 'Please stop that, that's inappropriate' and I say, 'It works' but they usually don't put it in. And then, finally, they put it in after the seventh time.
JAKE: All jokes aside, I've been very fortunate. I've kissed a lot of attractive ladies in the show--
MAX: --but I've been the best person you've ever kissed.
JAKE: That's not what I was gonna say.
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abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
Basically Me When I Get Home
becausecats-explaintheworld:
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
nosdrinker:
i don’t… i don’t understand how people misspell definitely as defiantly
its-idek-anymore:
thequeenoftacos:
if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up
they would be alloys
always reblog science jokes
April 2013
Intro: yo dis my paper
Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"
Conclusion: dats it lol bye
The main reason why I don't make plans with people
whatshouldwecallme:
